My favorite dance is kind of a slow one, but a high form of art. (High School Acquaintance)ĭid you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.ĭo you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I'm talking cocktails of course.ĭo you like dancing? Me too…. O'Brien for 8th grade English class? No? Me neither! We have so much in common. Here's my number _.'Ĭan I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?Ĭan I sit with you and buy you a drink so we can tell each other lies?Ĭan you drive me home, I'm too drunk to drive and you wouldn't want me to get a DWI would you?ĭid we go to high school together, or do you look familiar because I'm already in love with you? (High School Acquaintance)ĭid you have Mrs.

Remember the time we made out in the parking lot in 15 minutes from right now? (High School Acquaintance)Īpproach a group of girls and say, ''What's happening girls?''.Īre you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.Īre you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)īaby, you're the hot ass in my shot glass.īuy lottery tickets and hand them out to girls with this statement written on the back, 'If you win, will you take me out to celebrate? Even if you don't win, let's get together sometime.

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